By Ted Casablanca and Natalie Wheeler, E! Online
Last week, every fang-banger around was left wondering what would come of the witchey's great vampire massacre. OK, so mainly we were all wondering if Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) was still alive, in her half dead sort of way.
Point is, we expected bloody tears and pissed off vamps, but we totes didn't expect this:
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Witch Fail
One vampire death, total. Gooo Team Vamp! Vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) even oh-so smartly spun the death as a suicide victim of vamp bullying. Smooth moves, your majesty. And that means Jessica survives, surprise, surprise. Come on, did you really think Alan Ball would let that redhead go?
Doesn't matter tho, 'cause bloodbathing ensued between the supernaturals anyhoo. Leaving us to wonder how in the wolfin' world the super important main characters are going to escape death once again. Argh.
Was That the Infamous Shower Scene?
Oh-kay? It wasn't quite steamy hotness, like, at all. Plus we're a little weirded out by the angelic snow mixed with perfectly placed sheets.
Here's the vibe we got: "Narnia" slash cheesy romance novel. Something that should never ever go together. So here's the dealio, Alan Ball, Eric (Alexander Skarsg?rd) and Sookie (Anna Paquin) together equals hot, but you don't have to overdo it. Really. It was funny though.
Another Medium Takeover
Wherever the h--- he is, you know Lafayette's (Nelsan Ellis) just thinkin' "ah h--- naw b----." The singing ghost hanging with the demon baby's all up in his body, and we're starting to think the guy has his cousin Tara's (Rutina Wesley) luck, but without the whiny thang.
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Tho' have to admit, it's time these "T.B." writers started explaining what this demon child ghost is all about. Sorry Laf, you're just going to have to be her ghost b---- for a little while.
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